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Babylon Bee: Everything Wrapped Up in a Single Book

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Thomas Nelson Announces ‘The Purpose Driven Jesus Calling Adult Coloring Book Featuring Tim Tebow’ By Joel Osteen

 

NASHVILLE, TN—In its latest push to capitalize on popular Christian book trends, religious publisher Thomas Nelson hurriedly announced upcoming book The Purpose Driven Jesus Calling Adult Coloring Book Featuring Tim Tebow Tuesday to much fanfare.

The book will reportedly feature forty days of purpose-driven devotionals written as if Jesus were talking directly to the reader, with inspirational images of Tim Tebow captioned with encouraging Joel Osteen quotes for believers to color during their read-through.

“This book is everything Christians want to read right now, all wrapped up into one,” a Thomas Nelson representative told reporters…

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